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Listening Demotivational Poster

Big Brother -

TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm




TAGS: marriage listening
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Reality Lord - November 23, 2010, 7:29 pm

the joke...totally owned. 5 solid Lions....more if i could.
spacedog - November 23, 2010, 6:42 pm
Well done. 5L
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:16 pm
Solid all around. 5L
crankyhead - November 23, 2010, 1:11 pm

LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

LJ'S - Women love it when a man gives them a "Listening Job." But men dislike giving them about as much as women dislike giving them it's equivalent.


TAGS: relationships honesty listening hurt hammy
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:28 pm
it's hard to speak the truth nowadays.
rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:53 pm

so very true


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.


TAGS: easy listening
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 4:25 am
God bless you man
ICEMAN - May 28, 2010, 2:23 am
Well, let's see... We could pick you to pieces with a .22 or just blow big massive holes with a .480. Or anything in between. Makes no difference to me, I have two gun safes full of goodies. ;)
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 1:19 am
Anything ! just make it fast and painful
ICEMAN - May 28, 2010, 12:56 am
Which caliber do you prefer Cubby?


TAGS: sentry bear listening
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Ashson

LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 10:12 am
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2010, 9:43 am
phoned in

BLAME - Because it's just so much easier than listening.

TAGS: blame listening marylin manson
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by CarmyneWolff

me - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
The guys rich and famous, sometimes it just doesent matter what you do to get there

Condensed Version -


TAGS: may challenge easy listening muzak
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 9:30 am
Says who? 5L


TAGS: easy listening with cab calloway
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:52 pm
See, Airman GETS me! LOL!

L•Y•I•N•G - Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

Thoughtful -

TAGS: inner reflection listening
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - September 2, 2015, 10:59 am
fav (duh)...a great lol to start my morn. Now to clean up.

foiled again -

DID YOU KNOW... - If you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say WTF?

TAGS: listening fact
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:56 am
now I have a vision in my head of you, at a beach, attacking strange legs bahaha!
mariand - October 29, 2012, 1:58 am
I guess it's because you try...lol
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 12:09 am
and mariand, you would know this why.....?
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:51 pm
oh yeah... and it's a place where you can hear the sea waves...or at least, it can feel the smell of the sea... lol

Stand tall And keep your chin up -